grateful for self-expression

Like shaving my head.

grateful for honesty

"open heart"... get it?

grateful for puzzles

My obsession is a little odd.

grateful for live band karaoke

Answering your frequently asked questions.

grateful for youth

Mine, specifically.

grateful for fashion vlogs

They are my latest obsession.

grateful for social media

Even though I fucking hate it.

claws: a random poetic interlude

doubt creeps in,
claws come out.

the well is dry? dig deeper.
too noisy? try earplugs.
clearly visible? put on glasses.

you're in it now.
and what for?
whyfor?
whither goes ye?

Nowhere? Just going to keep doing this then?
Alright, tell me how that works out for you.
Oh, it doesn't? Huh, weird.
Disparaging won't help.
Be compassionate to yourself and others.
Do only whats good.
Listen to your grandmother.
Keep. Your claws. OFF of them!

grateful for private restrooms

Because nobody likes pooping in public places.

grateful for books

Which I know is super cliché, but I don't care.

grateful for Family Band

Formerly "The Transducers"

grateful for HUMP!

This post is about pornography.

grateful for earplugs

No, I was not watching Guardians of the Galaxy last night.

grateful for unexpected adventures

Last night was some crazy shit.

gratitude is a thing in the world

...that I'm going to talk about.

comfort

And what it means to ditch it.

self-esteem

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

lessons

They can be really shitty sometimes.

addict

An attempt at poetry.

things that scare me

This is one of them.

a single woman

Post break up check in.

downsizing

New home, less room.

going out

It's good even when it's not.

setbacks

My celebration was a bit premature.

the worst diet advice you've ever heard

A follow up to "the worst health advice you've ever heard".

what a trip

There is never enough time, you guys.

feeling like a swamp monster

and how to deal with that

my new enemy

It has become a bit of an obsession.

perserfuckingverence

Okay, I'm going to stop fighting it.

lying down as a coping mechanism

I'm not saying this is a good idea.

my first doggy birthday

Look at that face.

ice cream social as work

Sometimes, I love my job.

I went to the doctor today

This is the actual doctor's office.

why did you have to die?

This little guy was smashed by a car today.

a most welcome visitor

This weekend was a bittersweet respite.

chugging along

Choo! Choo!

I'm a fucking idiot

No, for real.

Fox in Sox

For my nieces and nephews <3.

whew

Sorry about that.

boo-ya, bitches!

It worked like a charm.

Bike Challenge Day 1

A complete failure.

grumpopotamus

I'm in a shitty mood.

warm ups

the crab bowl

You can't actually get crab there.

a brief respite

Avoiding your coworkers is not the only reason to walk home.

i fucked up

Oh I fucked up so badly.

thank you

A brief message.

my brand of mental illness

The layers just keep peeling away.

that time I was a maid

I actually kind of miss it sometimes.

yes, I have lost my mind

It got progressively worse.

a movie script

The stuffed buffalo head is back.

the worst health advice you've ever heard

Arnold knows how to burn calories.

preparing for the end

You ready?