I had every chance in the world to make sure this didn't happen and I just didn't do it. I was given reminder after reminder after reminder and I kept putting it off until I was ready to do it. It was one of those stupid, boring, complicated things that I never want to do so I just didn't do it. And last night I couldn't sleep. The pile of things I've been putting off was tearing at my subconscious like a great white shark. I dreamed of losing 10 teeth all at once while waiting to get on a roller coaster and trying to figure out where I left my bike. And now, first thing this morning, my irresponsibility comes back and bites me straight in the ass. Let this be a lesson to you, kids; don't be like Auntie Juli. Complete your reimbursement requests, pay your maintenance contracts, and don't ever ignore an email that you receive more than once. This is where I beg and hope and pray that I don't blow a huge hole in the department's budget by making this one stupid, fucking mistake. Excuse me while I shovel my stomach off of the floor.
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