the crab bowl

You can't actually get crab there.

getting rid of stuff

Well not this, obviously.

that time I was detained at the Candian border

So we met this guy on Craigslist.

the ranch story

Stop me if you've heard this one.

that one time I had herpes

This morning I woke up from a series of dreams about failure and cowardice which are both big fears of mine. And so I had to find a way to put myself back on track and focus on things that make me feel brave an successful. As strange as it may sound, I was brought back to the time I announced to a bank full of people that I had herpes.