this fucking bastard

Guys it was a shit show.

the DIY project you never knew you didn't care about

The problem was that we had rats living in our garage; big ol' fat city rats. Things were getting chewed up and peed on and our four legged friends were even caught climbing on the walls. This is not the state of affairs that you want your garage to be in. So I embarked on a misguided adventure to remove what I thought was the reason for their invasion; the giant pile of wood stacked in the corner.

There were actually several things I needed to deal with: